Joe nearly choked on his water when she asked him about his first crush. Life was not fair.

"Okay...God, I can't believe this. When I was a kid, I told my parents I was going to marry your mother." Joe said, his cheeks coloring with embarrassment.

"I swear, I got over it quickly. After that, the only other girl I had a crush on...well, she was younger. It wouldn't have worked out." Joe said.

"Who was your first crush?" he asked, pretty certain that he knew who Roxie was going to name.