"I've no doubt. A lot of those procedures have best-by dates that she's probably getting close to ..." Not that she was precisely old or anything, but it was well-known that she was already enamoured with cosmetic surgery when she was younger than either Brooke or Stephanie were now.

"Hemp is a useful industrial substance. I have investments in foreign producers ... but indeed. The classics never die." She smirked a little puckishly. "Well, Brooke, that could be arranged easily enough." Now came the wondering whether Brooke would actually get the joke.