"When we were younger, I sort of had a crush on him," Roxie admitted. Granted Roxie, who tended to wear her heart in her sleeve, tended to have a lot of crushes, though Joe and Bruce and probably been her biggest ones.

"Where I come from, my friends would get their minions to get dirt on the competition, and then use money and various other resources to bury them under all of that dirt," Roxie said. "Well. I wouldn't say friends, in retrospect, but yes. Although, I suspect you're a little bit nobler than that."