"I'd almost suggest gathering the ones you're friendly with and starting a clique of your own, but take it from someone who's all too aware? Clique wars aren't fun." She paused. "Hollis is marrying a Whitney, so she's certainly done well with herself. That law degree she's getting from Yale will just prettily sit in a frame on a wall in her husband's library, I'm sure." The Whitneys were one of the city's more prolific, philanthropic families. "Mean girls are never the brightest ones. Most of them tend to...bribe their way into their good grades." Roxie herself had never really excelled at school, and her grades and pretty well reflected that. Granted, neither she nor her parents had tried to bribe the teachers into giving her better grades.

"I'm guessing these girls' families also have a habit of making very nice donations to Rushmore?"