When you're a shapeshifter, getting ready for a date is hard. Most women only have to figure out what to wear. When you're a shapeshifter, you have to think way past that. What to look like, how big your boobs should be, whether you should go full on J-Lo booty, human or not...

Mary had, by the time Griff had called and she'd confirmed, settled on the occasional shape she used when she wanted to go incognito, which basically looked just like her usual shape, only with human skin, a lack of prune chin, and dark hair.

Okay, so she was ready. She thought. Did she have time to re-do her hair...?