Eva looked surprised, then laughed.

"Sorry? You didn't even bump me at all. With this many people milling about, and half of them drunk, there's gonna be quite a few going home wearin' that blueberry mango sage shrimp cocktail sauce."

Eva nodded towards a waiter carrying a tray of said hors d’oeuvres.

"Trust me, the dry cleaners love these parties. There's a good reason black is such a popular color."

She glanced down at her own dress, which was a deep purple... almost the exact shade of the sauce.