"Internet research?" Brooke said. "I looked up the diet of pet turtles and found...well, this. I mean, not on a pizza, but teenage boys love pizza, and teenage turtles love cuttlefish and pellets, and so I thought I'd bring the best of both worlds together in a gastronomically delicious mash-up, but clearly I was mistaken." Word vomit. Yes, Brooke Wyngarde was off her game and very uncomfortable. She hated not being the person in absolute power.