"Because it appeared in a gossip column," Brooke said drily. "Trying reading something once in awhile, why don't you?" She raised an eyebrow and added, "Don't compare Alice with Sebastian Shaw. One's a real man, and the other's less of a man than a Ken doll." Besides, Sebastian had sort of been a mentor to Brooke, once, however briefly before his death. Brooke wouldn't stand to have him insulted. "And honestly? Not really interested in hearing about your relationship with your latest boytoy. It's nice that you're not BDSM-ing it up with him like you were with Genderless Asian Bishōnen Barbie Boy, but I really don't need or want to hear the details of your pathetic, Not-So-Pretty-Woman dating life."