Oh, joy.

It was the surfer.

At least the last one came with some measure of quiet sophistication. This turtle was far more up Roxie's alley than he ever would be hers.

Still, Brooke had her orders and she intended to follow them through. Besides, a queen must always be able to relate to her subjects, no matter how different from her they might be.

"I hope I'm not interrupting a, umm, bodacious beach bedroom party."