That other employee will find his shoelaces suddenly tied together, as he falls on his face.

And there was no explosion, per se, thank you very much. Just a high velocity crash into another piece of machinery. He blinks at her, having been processing her appearance more than her words. The gesture to her heels gives him an excuse to take a slow gaze up and down her legs that he hopes she didn't catch too much.

"Oh... ah... Just a moment." He turns around, rushing back into the lab and shutting the door behind him. He emerges less than half a minute later, looking cleaner and in nicer clothes. Black vest, a faded green but presentable shirt, and black pants. "I'd like that very much."