Well, not exactly a kid. Spider-Man, underneath the mask, was in college, and old enough to drink. And thankfully, due to the special powers handed down to him by his mother, Jesse could drink and not get drunk.

"I'll try my best," Spider-Man confirmed. "What about you? Are you gonna be going with me, or do you have a special device that's going to help you be, like, the Charlie to my Angel?" He wanted to know how deep was going into this alone.