"I did a commercial there once," he said. "Shampoo." When the agency had realized that the advert would have done better with someone like Robert Pattinson in the role, Ryan had quickly been replaced. He had his advert on a dvd somewhere, though. It had, after all, played for a couple of weeks.

"As my friend Tyler would say - you gotta do you, haaay." This said without any sort of intonation, whereas Tyler's version of the phrase would have been upbeat and peppy. "Retail therapy is supposedly the best," he added. "Or so Mellie tells me."