"And lo, the hot squire doth unarmor the battle-weary knight." Which sounded weird enough in his regular voice. It was doubly weird to be half-Stallone and half-him when she removed his cowl.

"There wasn't supposed to be a flaw there. I swear." Then again, he made the suit himself. He wondered how many flaws there actually were.

He glanced at the painkillers and the water. "Well, here goes my plans to get amazingly drunk."

He took the pills before he got in more trouble.