"My finger's the only pokey thing that works at the moment. But I'm wiiiiiiiiide awake." He glanced down at his lap. "And my zipper, too. No one needs to see my green underwear."

He carefully shifted and pulled his zipper up.

"Which reference? The song? Because I know of your woeful musical education. Or was it Miss Piggy who threw you through a name-calling loop?" His attempt at a straight face looked like him sucking sugar off his lips.