There was literally only one person in this world that called Ryan Sparklepants.

Two, if Jacob was feeling snarky.

A grin spread across Ryan's face as he turned around and watched people scramble aside to make room for Jay. "Jay-Jay!" he yelled back in greeting. "What up, Jolly Green?" Ryan, clocking in at just under six feet, grinned and raised his fist for a fist-bump.

Hopefully a delicate one.

"You like the hair? I like the hair."