"Hey, it's what Fantastic Family is for, right?" Jay figured if you couldn't count on your weird cosmically- or gamma-irradiated family, who could you? While Ryan ducked and weaved around people, the tall teen just kept moving forward. If anyone bounced off of him, they would find he'd gotten back to strength training.

"Wait. Changed her eye color for someone she never met? Rockybritches is cool and all, but damn." Jay shook his head. He wouldn't understand that kind of extreme need to please.

He squinted at the sparkle-dome. Foiled again! "I'm sure she reminded herself of that while she changed my stinky diapers as a baby."