"Well, it ain't me." That Gina person not withstanding. Though Jay somehow got a lot of female attention. He wasn't sure how. No aliens had come to the Avengers Mansion to make him a husband, so he could pretty well ignore anything but May's attention.

He scratched the side of his nose as his eyes widened. "Investing in Static Guard? Because it sounds clingier than my Christmas sweater in the dryer."

He chuckled. "You walked that trail on your own. I already lived it. And get reminded about it all the time."