"One naked photo scandal and one rampage, I'm this generation's downfall of civilization bad boy," he deadpanned. He glanced down at Ryan bounce off of him. He faked a staggered step a second or two later than he should have. "Oof. Thanks, man."

He adjusted his backpack to make the straps sit more easily. "I can see Captain Fishlips being all excited until he sees me anywhere near his fish food. But yeah, a party might be nice. We could even set up an old folks spot so they can watch their kids play with fire."

He chuckled.