"To keep people from swimming in the moat. Have you knights learned nothing from the Ancient Egyptians?!?" Jay shook his head at the deplorable state of knight education via Egypt.

Boo gave his version of a giggle at the belly boop. Jay lowered his pet into his lap with a mock-scowl of betrayal. The miniature giant space hamster paid the look no mind.

"So, why are you hunting down innocent fish with fair maiden worms impaled on dastardly hooks?"