"Yes, we have enough evil computers in the world already. Evil computers, evil robots. What is up with advanced technology and drastic turns towards evil?" Franklin shook his head for a moment. "My computer's probably evil. Keeps switching around files on me." He was just about to say 'haunted' but stopped.

"Actually, had a particularly odd incident at the school earlier this week. A girl came in- as a ghost. We're not quite sure about permanent solutions, but I was able to make her a hard light shell so she can interact normally with the environment, and look like herself with an image inducer."

And as that tale came forward, delicately prepared game hen with potatoes dauphinoise appeared on the table.