"Dolemeck Night? Nope, never heard of the bloke! I'm Richard Patch Patchington!" He burst out laughing. "Alright, it was lame, but you must admit, it made you smile!"

He then gave out a sigh, crossing one leg over the other, and then putting out what was left of his cigarette out on the sole of his shoe.

"Bloody things never last long enough. Maybe when I am old enough, I will switch over to those new E-cigarettes instead."