"You don't want to know about my parents and wax. Believe me." He shuddered a bit, which got the attention of the creature in his lap. Boo dropped the fronds and grabbed Jay's shirt to start to climb up.

"Anyway," he said quickly to dispell the image of his parents in his mind, "I'll probably feel like a fifth wheel with the other Stooges and their ladies. They'll beat me over the head with their strange white man logic, and I'll continue to wonder if there is anyone out there that can handle both big, green Jay and human, squishy me."