"Well, if you ever get your hands on Sammy's SHIELD files, you'll learn I have more gold stars than anyone." He did, too. It was his drive to be more funnily dangerous/useful than his peers.

He winced slightly when Boo got the container of raspberries open and whapped him in the head with the lid. Thankfully, the critter wasn't strong enough to do damage. Also, Boo was too busy stuffing raspberries into its mouth.

"On the field in front of everyone. I make one little joke and I'm almost as bad as a moody sorcerer."