The Englishwoman was putting on a brave face but it was clear she was out of her element. She'd never been camping before. Every time her father wanted to go, she asked her mother to bail her out.

But she didn't want her girlfriend or her friends to think she was stuck up bint. So she put on her brave face and joined the group, hoping the mosquitoes didn't enjoy her taste much.

"So...how does one fish? I've never tried it."