"I think you'll find our curriculum is one of the best in the country," Doug adds. "And we have some very... unique and gifted individuals who are a part of our teaching staff. My wife and I both attended as teenagers and went on to extremely successful careers, before returning to give back. I actually worked for the UN as a translator for a time."

All, technically true.

"Our spring session just started, but we have little doubt Bobbi would be able to catch up very easily."