Jay blinked and sussed out the information given to him. "Well, I'll just make sure you don't have the right intent. Lawyer versus Son of Satan probably would rip the world in two..."
He never underestimated his mother's abilities. Particularly ones honed in a court of law. He was walking around free instead of in a jail cell on the rez after all.
"I don't use the B word," he commented dryly. Unless there was a giant lizard that killed people with a look in front of him. From the look he just got from Liza, she obviously wasn't one. "Sorry. Just concerned is all."
"Lawyers get cranky when they're summoned too, don't they? It would be epic. Worse than Manhattan getting Kanged."
Liza gave him yet another look, then sighed.
"I know, you worry, and it's sweet. But it is what it is, the B word is gonna attach itself to someone, and better me than someone who has no idea how to handle it. Or doesn't mind letting it out to play."
"Add in gamma radiation and we're talking lots of popcorn mixed with Tums."
He got another look, a sigh, and labeled sweet. He was falling into the nice guy trap. And his girlfriend still had a murder demon attached to her. Time to...
"Boring and predictable? You? Phht. Nah," Jay dismissed with an eyeroll. Of the two of them, he figured he was the most predictable... when not an uninhibited green monster. So... maybe two-thirds of the time?
"But at least I know I don't have to steal anything exciting off your plate."
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He never underestimated his mother's abilities. Particularly ones honed in a court of law. He was walking around free instead of in a jail cell on the rez after all.
"I don't use the B word," he commented dryly. Unless there was a giant lizard that killed people with a look in front of him. From the look he just got from Liza, she obviously wasn't one. "Sorry. Just concerned is all."
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Liza gave him yet another look, then sighed.
"I know, you worry, and it's sweet. But it is what it is, the B word is gonna attach itself to someone, and better me than someone who has no idea how to handle it. Or doesn't mind letting it out to play."
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He got another look, a sigh, and labeled sweet. He was falling into the nice guy trap. And his girlfriend still had a murder demon attached to her. Time to...
"So, Thai food. What're you getting?"
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"But at least I know I don't have to steal anything exciting off your plate."