I'm Setting Booty Traps.

[ngm_miscellaneous]

In the desert outside of Sedona, Arizona a large, metallic structure appeared after an evening of strange lights swooping and whirling around in the skies. A couple locals went into the one story structure to check it out. Their truck was still sitting outside of the strange building a day later. The police were called in. The local sheriff didn't trust the federal government, but he knew superheroes could probably handle whatever this thing was.

He put in a call to the Future Foundation. Then he sat back and waited. Also, he kept an eye on making sure no one else did something dumb like go into that thing like Larry and Daryl.

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[soulstealingstark]

Alexa took a look at the numbers, choosing to focus on them rather than the parasitical infection comment. When they got out of here--and got to this guy--she'd show him a parasitical infection alright...

"That's...base five. The recycling of the air and particle waves is resulting in everything being decreased by halves. It's operating on base ten, but the circulation process is causing it to drop to five, which also lets him piggyback."

Alexa sketched out some quick calculations on the floor next to her mockup of the console.

"Anything we do will be cycled down by half and since we're operating at five right now, at least on this side of things, our inputs will go in at 2.5. That won't be enough to do anything more than turn us into a stain of amino acids and organics on the floor. That's what he's counting on and I'm willing to bet that's what happened to the other guys. They came in, pressed a few buttons and became splatsauce. Anyone got a paperclip?"

Alexa walked over to Mary, tapping the glass back case of her cell phone against Mary's armored plating to create a crack large enough that Alexa could pull the device apart.

"We're building a signal amplifier. Everything is being decreased by halves. We need to power at baseline for two consoles in a second room. We gotta boost system to base forty for our inputs."

[ngm_ff]

As Jacob neared the far wall, he could see small cracks on the glass surface holding back the poisonous gas. The cracks were making a spiderweb like pattern as they expanded across the glass. Also as he inspected it, Jacob's reflection stuck his tongue out at the original.

[clobberin_kid]

It took a second for Jacob to process what he'd seen. Then he frowned and stepped closer. That couldn't be a good sign. Especially not when there was poisonous gas swirling around behind the glass.

"Faster would be better, guys. Real fast is best."

[innameof]

"Got one." He had found is struck so something in his shirt pocket. He moves to join Alexa adding in his own expertise at building things on the fly.

"If we had something slightly sticky this could work better but... you work with what you got," he says blandly.

[stormy_skrull]

"How sticky do you need?" Mary asked. "I can think of all kinds of critters who secrete sticky things."

[realstarpower]

"There's gotta be some alien species that secrets something really sticky, right? Like alien gorillas who secret alien gorilla glue?" Ryan asked out loud before he realized that, no, they couldn't hear him.

Cripes.

[aqua_gambit]

Technobabble was not getting Remi anything to do beside worry. His feet touched down on the floor. He tried to figure out strength of shields if he had to cover the team in the room. If he could.

He looked down at the control panel to makes sure he could do everything asked without killing anyone.

[soulstealingstark]

"Just something sticky enough to hold these two bits together and conduct a smidge of energy...preferably something clear so we can see what we're doing. I don't even care if it smells weird."

[ngm_ff]

Jacob's reflection continued to raspberry at him. The reflection also added two hands beside its rocky head with the thumbs against its temples. The reflection also might have done a butt wiggle, but there was a definite distraction of more small cracks spreading across the glass.

Meanwhile, the voice came back. "Oh. It's not a tapeworm but a baby. Well... same thing really. Let me guess, the guy who thinks he's the father is one of the two simpletons locked outside?"

Directly beside Ryan, the sound of a chainsaw starting up played. The speaker that played the sound was well hidden.

[realstarpower]

Ryan cursed and threw up a shield of cosmic energy around himself and Remi, his eyes darting around, trying to figure out where the hell the sound was coming from.

[stormy_skrull]

Mary thought for a second. "Got it," she said, starting to shift, until she had become a small, alien spider of some type. Falling as she did so, she landed on Alexa's hand.

Carefully, she began to excrete a clear, but strong webbing to hold the bits together.

[innameof]

"You're wonderful," he tells Mary as he adjusts things just a bit.

He is pleased with how things are looking so far. Then he decides he should always carry extra things like paperclips just in case they need them. It's good stuff. He makes a few adjustments quickly then looks at Alexa and nods.

They are good to go.

[clobberin_kid]

"I've got all kinds of cracking going on here, guys. We need an exit like now." Speaking of cracking... his reflection was definitely starting to weird him out. What was worse was that he was becoming sorely tempted to stick his tongue out right back.

He glanced back at them and then at the Mary-spider. "Can you, very gently, stick some of that on this glass? Keep it from breaking any further?"

[aqua_gambit]

Remi was extremely intent on the control panel. His jaw was clenched tight enough he could chew marbles. They just needed to tell him what to do. Then this simpleton could get his team out of the building.

[soulstealingstark]

"Yeah, this is perfect. Okay. Let's turn it on." Using the tiny-size arc reactor she had fashioned out of Griffin's light saber thing and the guts of her cell phone Alexa powered their homegrown device. It sparked blue and then settled into a steady glow one shade lighter. It was perfect and performing normally. She made sure it was positioned close enough to the barrier between them and Remi and Ryan to be effective.

"Okay guys, we're ready to start pushing buttons. There are three red switches going across the top of the console. I want you to flip them in a one, three, two pattern." She paused. "By that I mean flip the first one, skip the second, then flip the third and go back and flip the middle one. Okay?"

[realstarpower]

Ryan nodded and did so, without saying a word.

[ngm_ff]

"Oh! You know what would be fun? If by saving yourselves, you doomed the two men trying to save you! Let's watch and find out how that goes."

Jacob's reflection started to do a strip tease. Considering what Jacob wore himself, there wasn't much to strip off. But if you hummed along, you could pick up the beat the white pants were slowly sinking to.

From the speakers next to Ryan, the Friday the 13th theme started playing.

[innameof]

"I will enjoy hitting this man so much." At least his little lightsabre thing had died for a good cause. The power source was useful and the other pieces in it are very handy.

[aqua_gambit]

Remi glanced over his shoulder at the door. He made force field constructs to keep it open. He turned back to the panel, nodded tersely, and did as he was told.

[stormy_skrull]

Mary leaped from Alexa's hand to Jacob's shoulder, and with Griff's compliment, she'd be blushing if she was in humanoid shape.

Instead, she concentrated on trying to seal the crack. Or she did. Until she saw what Jacob's reflection was doing.

"My eyes!"

[clobberin_kid]

"Now's not the time, Mary." Jacob groused, glad he couldn't blush with his stony complexion. Dude! Some things were private! He glared at his reflection and hoped Alexa and Griffin got the damn door open soon.

[soulstealingstark]

Alexa breathed a sigh of something akin to relief when the first sequence of actions didn't destroy them all. That was positive. She looked again at the drawing in front of her.

"Now hit the blue button and turn the knob on the right to the left until you reach the third hash mark on the dial. Griff, when they do that I want you to max the power."

[realstarpower]

Ryan was staring at the direction from where the music was playing. "Uh. Sure," he said, still following orders.

[innameof]

"Of curse," Griffin says seriously. They needed to not kill each other. He knew that he could trust the others. Himself?

Oh god his hands are sweating but as soon as they do that thing he will do his thing.

[aqua_gambit]

Remi grabbed the side of the control panel to keep him on task. His fingers made indentations on the underside as he did as Alexa instructed him.

Get them out. That was all that mattered at the moment. Despite the many jabs to his pride.